Little Johnny And God

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One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon
behind him saying,"Fuck this," "Fuck that."

The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You
shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."

"Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.

"Yes," says the priest.

"Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.

"Yes," says the priest."

Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.

"Yes," says the priest.

"Well tell him to get the fuck out and push!!!"

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