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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch
him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's
father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under
the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
bed."
Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?"
him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's
father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under
the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
bed."
Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?"
That would be in my top 5 funniest jokes. great
Jackieee on April 05, 2008 at 09:45
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