Little Johnny And The Rat

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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch
him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's
father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under
the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
bed."

Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?"

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