1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5) You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."
6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7) You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8) You're counting down the days until menopause.
9) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5) You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."
6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7) You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8) You're counting down the days until menopause.
9) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
bkg2004 on June 12, 2007 at 02:06
I liked the one where everybody's heads looked like a batting pratice,
and boyfriend/husband starts agreeing with you all the time suddenly.
and boyfriend/husband starts agreeing with you all the time suddenly.
Kit Cat on October 03, 2007 at 03:04
what is pms?
flip_chris on December 31, 2007 at 03:10
flip_chris: PMS is the period just before menstruation. Women's
hormones goes nuts around then, so their mood does too. Some are
better at handling it than others, but it can actually be so bad, that
if a woman can prove she killed somebody during PMS, the punishment is
lightened. Menstruation is just as bad.
hormones goes nuts around then, so their mood does too. Some are
better at handling it than others, but it can actually be so bad, that
if a woman can prove she killed somebody during PMS, the punishment is
lightened. Menstruation is just as bad.
Sharp on November 15, 2009 at 04:23
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hillarious! I liked the car one.