How To Catch An Elephant

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As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an
elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding
an elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash
hole.

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