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How to Annoy People in an Elevator

1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly ''Don't be alarmed
folks, the doors will open again shortly''.
2. Press all of the buttons in the elevator when you get out -
especially when other people are still in it.
3. Introduce your imaginary friend. And have a conversation with them.
4. Stand at the front of the elevator, facing the back. [If you are
the first person in the elevator to do this, others will probably
follow your lead]
5. Exclaim to all in the lift ''Oh, no! It's started raining!'' then
open your umbrella.
6. Ask everyone what their e-mail addresses are then tell them there's
too many dot's in them.
OMFG i did one of these things! I pressed all of the #s in the
elevator.
Kristen on March 17, 2008 at 05:31
omg im gonnna try d one wit d umberella
eimear on June 23, 2008 at 08:08
this is amazing!!
Franfreeeeeeeeeeeeda on July 04, 2008 at 07:16
i do these all the time. all of them i say. ALL OF THEM!
Sarah on July 18, 2008 at 06:49
lol, will someone sane actually do that?
Taychu on August 27, 2008 at 02:09
when the elevator is packed ask your mom really loudy if the lice u
got yesterday was gone. also leave the door open at the top and tell
people you wont close it until u hear a plunk from the penny u dropped
down the elevator.
'cELBY on January 10, 2009 at 07:25
I actually used this as an idea for a project when i was in 7th grade
twilight fan on January 14, 2009 at 06:37
This topic is for fun and for laughs. It’s just to mess with people
and it can’t be anything illegal, or anything that could hurt
another person. Try and add to the list of things to do on an elevator
to mess with people. Things to do in an elevator: 1.) When there’s
only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and
then pretend it wasn’t you. 2.) Push the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.) Ask if you can
push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.) Call
the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor your on. 5.) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a
friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg.
How’s your day been?" 6.) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!" 7.) Bring a camera and
take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.) Move your desk into
the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an
appointment. 9.) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they
would like to play. 10.) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone
gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.) Pretend you are a
flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the
passengers. 12.) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.) Stand really close
to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.) When the doors close,
announce to the others, "It’s okay, don’t panic, they open
again!" 15.) Swat at flies that don’t exist. 16.) Call out, "Group
Hug!" and then enforce it. 17.) Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering, 18.) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 19.) Stare at
another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of
THEM!" and back away slowly. 20.) Wear a puppet on your hand and use
it to talk to the other passengers. 21.) Listen to the elevator walls
with your stethoscope 22.) Make explosion noises when anyone presses
a button 23.) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on". 24.) Draw a little square on the
floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY
personal space!"
rochelle on April 09, 2009 at 10:06
"Got enough air in there" best one!!!
LOL on May 30, 2009 at 12:54
woo this is gr8
toni on June 04, 2009 at 02:08

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