How To Annoy People In An Elevator

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1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly ''Don't be alarmed
folks, the doors will open again shortly''.
2. Press all of the buttons in the elevator when you get out -
especially when other people are still in it.
3. Introduce your imaginary friend. And have a conversation with them.
4. Stand at the front of the elevator, facing the back. [If you are
the first person in the elevator to do this, others will probably
follow your lead]
5. Exclaim to all in the lift ''Oh, no! It's started raining!'' then
open your umbrella.
6. Ask everyone what their e-mail addresses are then tell them there's
too many dot's in them.

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