Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of
Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees him and
calls out, "Fifty dollars!"
He's tempted, but the price is a little high so he calls back, "Five!"
She's disgusted and turns away while Bill continues his jog. A few
days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck
would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down
on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts.
Bill answers her, "Five!" No sale.
About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into
shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy
part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and
Hillary together and yells, "See what you get for five dollars!"
Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees him and
calls out, "Fifty dollars!"
He's tempted, but the price is a little high so he calls back, "Five!"
She's disgusted and turns away while Bill continues his jog. A few
days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck
would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down
on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts.
Bill answers her, "Five!" No sale.
About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into
shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy
part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and
Hillary together and yells, "See what you get for five dollars!"
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