Clintons Eternity

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An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone died. Bill
Clinton arrived in hell and waited patiently to meet with the devil.
When his turn came up, Satan said, ''Bill, you're stuck here for
eternity, but since you were the president, we're going to give you
some options as to how you would like to spend your time here.''

With that, the devil led Bill Clinton to a series of large black
doors. Behind the first door, Ronald Reagan was pushing a large
boulder up a hill, only to have it fall down the other side. He would
then turn and push it up that side, only to have it fall again and
again. Clinton looked at Satan and said, ''I don't like the looks of
that very much, let's move on.''

Behind the second door, Hitler was staked in the hot desert sand with
the 200 degree sun burning down on his body. Clinton looked at satan
and said, ''Let's move on.''

The devil then took Clinton to another room where Kenneth Starr was
standing. Monica Lewinsky was on her knees performing oral sex on him.
Clinton looked at the devil and said, ''I think I can handle this for
an eternity.'' Satan smiled and said, ''Monica, your replacement's
here.''

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