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Dear U.S. Citizens,

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five
million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted
to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough
room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington,
DC Hall of Fame. However, we were in a quandary as to where the statue
should be placed. It did not seem proper to place it beside the statue
of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson,
who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the
difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going,
did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and
did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after
paying taxes, we will expect a generous contribution to this
worthwhile project.

Thank You
The Monument Committee

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