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• Blame Saint Andreas - it's all his fault.
• I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame -- half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
• Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
  -- Murphy's Law No. 42...
• Did you hear about the imaginative California nun who claimed that her pregnancy was San Andreas' fault.
• Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your pare
  maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation....