Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers: [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have
a lot of... free time on my hands. If you FedEx me your mail
I'd be happy to open it and return it to you.
Burns: Everything's fine, Smithers. But this Simpson fellow seems to
be getting dumber by the minute, I've never seen anything
quite like it. Anywho, you just enjoy your vacation.
-- Nothing like being appreciated at work,
"Homer the Smithers"