Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers: [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have
a lot of... free time on my hands. If you FedEx me your mail
I'd be happy to open it and return it to you.
Burns: Everything's fine, Smithers. But this Simpson fellow seems to
be getting dumber by the minute, I've never seen anything
quite like it. Anywho, you just enjoy your vacation.
Homer: [moans]
-- Nothing like being appreciated at work,
"Homer the Smithers"
Smithers: [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have
a lot of... free time on my hands. If you FedEx me your mail
I'd be happy to open it and return it to you.
Burns: Everything's fine, Smithers. But this Simpson fellow seems to
be getting dumber by the minute, I've never seen anything
quite like it. Anywho, you just enjoy your vacation.
Homer: [moans]
-- Nothing like being appreciated at work,
"Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello.... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson.... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
. Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away.... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye.... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see.... - Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!
-- Mr.
Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast, "Homer the Smithe...
