Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious. I
thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.
Burns: Ah yes, Simpson.
-- Well, they both have four fingers,
"Homer the Smithers"
thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.
Burns: Ah yes, Simpson.
-- Well, they both have four fingers,
"Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Homer: By... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ... - Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember...
From the same category:
- Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a
'50s diner.
Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've... - Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down,
but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at... - Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to
kidnap you!
Now get down here so I can spank you in front of ... - Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to
know why.
Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices? Advisor: Mushy...
