Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir.
Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show
your work, Simpson.
Homer: I'll have it on your desk tomorrow morning, sir.
Lisa: Bart, leave Simpson alone! [whispering to Homer] Simpson, I need
a ride to the library.
Homer: Yes sir.
Marge: Kids, stop exploiting your father. Homie, why don't you lie down
and relax?
Homer: No time, Marge. I thing Mr. Burns wants me to do some long
division.
Marge: [authoritatively] Simpson, lie down!
[Homer does so]
Sorry, but you need a good night's rest.
-- More obedient than the dog, "Homer the Smithers"
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir.
Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show
your work, Simpson.
Homer: I'll have it on your desk tomorrow morning, sir.
Lisa: Bart, leave Simpson alone! [whispering to Homer] Simpson, I need
a ride to the library.
Homer: Yes sir.
Marge: Kids, stop exploiting your father. Homie, why don't you lie down
and relax?
Homer: No time, Marge. I thing Mr. Burns wants me to do some long
division.
Marge: [authoritatively] Simpson, lie down!
[Homer does so]
Sorry, but you need a good night's rest.
-- More obedient than the dog, "Homer the Smithers"
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feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns!
Burns: Hello there.
.. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer.... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
} Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.... - Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps!
Homer: Uh, it's Simp-son, sir.
Burns: Eh? [refers to the index card] Oh, yes. Homer and Marge Simpson....
