Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers...who is he?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G,
but I don't think --
Burns: I want this Simpson fellow to perform comedy at my party. I
must harness his fractured take on modern life.
Smithers: Fine, sir. I'll get him started on some snappy Sinbad-esque
-- Better than Diceman, anyway, "Rosebud"