Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!}
Luigi: {Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for to make-ah
really nice the amore.}
Jackie: {Oh, Monty, I've never been to a more romantic restaurant.}
Luigi: {[entering kitchen] Hey, Salvatore! Break out the cheap hooch
for Mr. No-Tip and the dried-up-ah zombie he's-ah captured!}
-- Romance, my butt, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now my dear, if you
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak....
