Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now, my dear, if you
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak. Will you marry me?
[cut to Marge in the kitchen with Jackie]
Marge: Oh, Mom, you can't marry Mr. Burns. He's an evil man.
Jackie: Evil, schmevil, Marge! Monty can provide for me. Besides, he's
a great kisser.
Homer: Ew, yuck!
Marge: What about Abe Simpson? Don't you have any feelings for him?
Jackie: Oh, he's a dear. But he's too much of an old fusspot.
Marge: We're all aware of Grampa's problems, but compared to Mr. Burns,
he's Judge freaking Reinhold!
Jackie: [pause] I don't know who that is.
-- A lost comparison, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak. Will you marry me?
[cut to Marge in the kitchen with Jackie]
Marge: Oh, Mom, you can't marry Mr. Burns. He's an evil man.
Jackie: Evil, schmevil, Marge! Monty can provide for me. Besides, he's
a great kisser.
Homer: Ew, yuck!
Marge: What about Abe Simpson? Don't you have any feelings for him?
Jackie: Oh, he's a dear. But he's too much of an old fusspot.
Marge: We're all aware of Grampa's problems, but compared to Mr. Burns,
he's Judge freaking Reinhold!
Jackie: [pause] I don't know who that is.
-- A lost comparison, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
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- Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing figs,
he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice!
Abe:
I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you
last Sunday -
Abe: Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece]... - Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe... - Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!}
Luigi:
{Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart... - Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one...
