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• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• Burns and Jackie laugh] Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!
  Burns: I -- [yelling] who told yo -- oh, ho ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that....
• Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing fig
  he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is the father of Sheckhom, and to Hazar on the occasion of their matrimony, much in the same -- Bu...
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
  Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
• Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
  Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
• Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
  I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...