Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice!
Abe: I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!
[they almost kiss]
Burns: Say, sport! Mind if I have the next dance?
Abe: [stammers] What the --? Don't sneak up on a -- oh, you --
Burns: No need for the blown gasket, Charlie. I'll have her back in
one piece.
["Sing, Sing, Sing" begins. Burns dances up a storm with
Jackie]
Abe: Grr. That big ape thinks he can muscle in on my girl, does he?
I'm gonna give him the frowning of a lifetime! [does so]
[Monty and Jackie dance on, oblivious]
-- Not much of a revenge, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Abe: I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really can't!
[they almost kiss]
Burns: Say, sport! Mind if I have the next dance?
Abe: [stammers] What the --? Don't sneak up on a -- oh, you --
Burns: No need for the blown gasket, Charlie. I'll have her back in
one piece.
["Sing, Sing, Sing" begins. Burns dances up a storm with
Jackie]
Abe: Grr. That big ape thinks he can muscle in on my girl, does he?
I'm gonna give him the frowning of a lifetime! [does so]
[Monty and Jackie dance on, oblivious]
-- Not much of a revenge, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
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my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Burns and Jackie laugh]
Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!
Burns: I -- [yelling] who told yo -- oh, ho ho, I,... - Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing figs,
he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is... - Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe... - Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson? Jackie... - Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't... - Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this
adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker! Let's... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ...
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