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  Don't-ah you worry, my cook can surely cheer you up-ah....
• Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!
  } Luigi: {Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for to make-ah really nice the amore....
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is going to get fired.
  Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you fired, didn't I?...
• Colonel: It's good to have another combat veteran around here.
  I myself received a number of medals for, um, securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?...
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
  Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....