Joey: Oh, Hey, You Guys Are Finally Gonna Get To Meet Kate!
Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! It's never gonna happen, she's seeing
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't have any cologne.
Joey: The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
Chandler: Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining? Rachel
Oh, Danny just went into room 217. Joey: Oooh, the next part's the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub....
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...