Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll It Be? Barney: I'd Like A Beer, Moe!
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's
Moe: [reaching under bar] Here you go.
-- And you thought he couldn't mix drinks,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye.
.. Barney: Here, take my hankie. Moe: [sees Barney's filthy handkerchief] Agh!...
Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
Moe: Hey, don't steal any beer while I'm gone. Barney
What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Gasp!...
Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...