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• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
  Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye.
  .. Barney: Here, take my hankie. Moe: [sees Barney's filthy handkerchief] Agh!...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Moe: Hey, don't steal any beer while I'm gone. Barney
  What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Gasp!...
• Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...