Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe: Yeah, sure thing Lenny.
[opens cash register]
[a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly]
A snake in the cash register! [everyone laughs]
Great prank, fellas, great prank. Oh, I'm gonna be sick
tonight.
Barney: Hey Moe, you want to smell my flower?
Moe: _Do_ I?! [walks over]
[Barney holds a lighter under Moe's chest]
Ooh! I'm burning up here. Ooh! [everyone laughs]
Aw, taking advantage of my alcohol-soaked clothes. Ho, ho, it's
funny _and_ it makes you think. Oh, I need some coffee before I
pass out. Homer, pass me the sugar.
Homer: [unscrewing lid] This is going to be great!
[Moe pours sugar in his cup; a whole lot comes out]
Barney: Oh, jeez.
Moe: Aw, there's sugar all over the bar now.
Lenny: That's not funny, Homer.
Barney: Yeah! We were just messing around, and you had to go too far.
-- The subtleties of pranks, "Fear of Flying"
Moe: Yeah, sure thing Lenny.
[opens cash register]
[a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly]
A snake in the cash register! [everyone laughs]
Great prank, fellas, great prank. Oh, I'm gonna be sick
tonight.
Barney: Hey Moe, you want to smell my flower?
Moe: _Do_ I?! [walks over]
[Barney holds a lighter under Moe's chest]
Ooh! I'm burning up here. Ooh! [everyone laughs]
Aw, taking advantage of my alcohol-soaked clothes. Ho, ho, it's
funny _and_ it makes you think. Oh, I need some coffee before I
pass out. Homer, pass me the sugar.
Homer: [unscrewing lid] This is going to be great!
[Moe pours sugar in his cup; a whole lot comes out]
Barney: Oh, jeez.
Moe: Aw, there's sugar all over the bar now.
Lenny: That's not funny, Homer.
Barney: Yeah! We were just messing around, and you had to go too far.
-- The subtleties of pranks, "Fear of Flying"
Related:
- Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ... - Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney
Lenny, and Carl? Homer: Aw, they never come around... - Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved
man in Springfield
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as... - Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life
Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. ... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
