Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory!
Kid 2: Face Stuffers!
Kid 3: Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great
American Steakery!
Hibbert: [chuckles] Well, what about this place? [stops the car]
"Moe's".
[inside, the usual crowd sit around at the bar]
[Hibbert opens the door]
Barney: Aah! Natural light! Get it off me...get it off me!
Hibbert: Oh, I'm sorry: I thought this was a family restaurant.
Moe: Oh, it is...it is. Just uh, uh, pull them stools up to the
pool table.
Kid 2: Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.
Hibbert: Mm hmm. I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake
Depository.
-- Where you'll be served by a guy called Lee,
"Bart Sells His Soul"
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory!
Kid 2: Face Stuffers!
Kid 3: Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great
American Steakery!
Hibbert: [chuckles] Well, what about this place? [stops the car]
"Moe's".
[inside, the usual crowd sit around at the bar]
[Hibbert opens the door]
Barney: Aah! Natural light! Get it off me...get it off me!
Hibbert: Oh, I'm sorry: I thought this was a family restaurant.
Moe: Oh, it is...it is. Just uh, uh, pull them stools up to the
pool table.
Kid 2: Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.
Hibbert: Mm hmm. I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake
Depository.
-- Where you'll be served by a guy called Lee,
"Bart Sells His Soul"
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