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• Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
  Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
• Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
  Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Homer: [setting the glass on the bar] Put it in the fridge Moe, I got a date with my wife.
  Moe: You'll be back! [points at various customers] And so will you....
• Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
  I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...