Homer: Oh, I Can't Believe It, I Got An Enemy.

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Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved
man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe,
some people don't care for me, neither.
Homer: No, I won't accept that.
Moe: No, it's true. I got their names written down right here on
what I call my, uh, "enemies list." [reaches under the bar
for a sheet of paper]
Barney: [takes list and reads it] Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack
Anderson ... Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You
just crossed out his name and put yours.
Moe: Okay, gimmie that, gimmie it back. [takes list]
[writes] Barney Gumble.
Barney: Oh.
-- "Moe's Enemy," uh, I mean, "Homer's Enemy"