Moe: Hey, Homer, I Snuck You In A Beer For Old Times' Sake?
Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it]
Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free.
-- All right, andale, andale, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Moe: Well, well. Look who it is, Mr. "I Don't Need Alky-hol to Enjoy Life.
We hate him, right fellas? Barflies: [grumble] Home...
a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Moe: Here you go, one beer [sets it in front of Lisa].
One chocolate milk. [sets it in front of Homer] Lisa...