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• Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
  Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
• Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
  Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Moe: Well, well. Look who it is, Mr. "I Don't Need Alky-hol to Enjoy Life.
  We hate him, right fellas? Barflies: [grumble] Home...
• a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
  Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
  Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Moe: Here you go, one beer [sets it in front of Lisa].
  One chocolate milk. [sets it in front of Homer] Lisa...