Moe: So, Come On: I Need A Name That Says Friendly, All-American Cooking.

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Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice
relaxing time.
Homer: [pounds fist] I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?
Barney: I hate it.
[outside, a truck horn honks]
Moe: Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from
the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
Homer: Forty seconds? But I want it now!
-- Brainstorming, "Bart Sells His Soul"