Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd:

Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd: Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer.
Homer: Aw, Uncle Homer. Ned, since you've let me spend time with
your family, I want you to get to know _my_ family.
[they go to Moe's]
Hey everyone.
Barney: Hey.
Homer: I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend.
Moe: Hey, I don't want no one in here with their "evils of alcohol"
rap.
Ned: Wait a second: you're the man at the hospital who reads to
sick children.
[flashback to Moe reading the end of "My Friend Flicka" and
sniffling]
Moe: [grabs Ned] If this gets out, the next words you say will be
muffled by your own butt.
-- Who woulda thunk it?, "Homer Loves Flanders"

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