Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother. Family
only, you know?
Homer: Right! No reporters.
Ned: No, I, I...I mean just the Flanders family.
Homer: [slowly] Oh, OK. [goes back through the hedge]
Todd: Oh boy! Grandma!
Ned: We're not goin' anywhere.
Todd: But you said --
Ned: Er...sometimes to keep from hurting someone's feelings, you have
to say things that aren't exactly --
Rod: Lies make baby Jesus cry.
-- You've been told, "Homer Loves Flanders"
Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother. Family
only, you know?
Homer: Right! No reporters.
Ned: No, I, I...I mean just the Flanders family.
Homer: [slowly] Oh, OK. [goes back through the hedge]
Todd: Oh boy! Grandma!
Ned: We're not goin' anywhere.
Todd: But you said --
Ned: Er...sometimes to keep from hurting someone's feelings, you have
to say things that aren't exactly --
Rod: Lies make baby Jesus cry.
-- You've been told, "Homer Loves Flanders"
Related:
- Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah:
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the
Simpsons and Flanders.
If this were a more perfect world, we'd all... - Ned: We did it! We got rid of --
[siren wails;
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm... - Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance... - Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that...
