Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did
their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be
nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh,
your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
"Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa
Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The
last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who _doesn't_
make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but
I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
-- "Hurricane Neddy"
their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be
nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh,
your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
"Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa
Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The
last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who _doesn't_
make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but
I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
-- "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St... - Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour.
Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid... - Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ... - Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those ... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer...
