Homer: I'd Like To Propose A Toast To The Coming Together Of The Simpsons And Flanders.

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Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the
Simpsons and Flanders. If this were a more perfect world, we'd
all be known as the Flimpsons. So here's to my best friend, Ned.
Ned: [sighs] Well, sir...my entire family is very touched --
Homer: Food fight!
[All the Simpsons get into it while the Flanders just get
Homer: [later] Whatcha doin'?
Ned: We're heading back. Todd's got Zesty Italian in his eye.
Homer: Oh, OK. But at least let me take the boat out for one last spin?
Ned: Oh, I don't know --
Homer: Too late!
Ned: [groans] Oh Lord, please give me the strength to endure Homer
Simpson's friendship?
[Homer jumps the boat high out of the water right onto Ned's
Homer: Your car. [looks at the full parking lot] Boy, what are the
odds, huh? [laughs]
-- "Homer Loves Flanders"