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• Homer: Which way to the bathroom? Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
  -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: [answering the door] Who is it? Voice: Goons.
  Homer: Who? Voice: Hired goons. Homer: Hired goons?...
• Homer: Hey, what does this job pay? Carl: Nuthin'.
  Homer: D'oh! Carl: Unless you're crooked. Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Lisa: This is your chance to get a fair shake for the working man.
  Homer: <And> make life-long connections to the world of organized crime....
• Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• POT LUCK -- Finding the pay toilet door ajar.
• Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
  Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!...
• Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
  Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it....
• I brought my own mike! -- Dr.
  Joyce Brothers appears on `Smartline', "Last Exit to Springfield...