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• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Homer: Which way to the bathroom? Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
  -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
  Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!...
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
• Benefits? Perqs? A green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day?
  -- Monty Burns reads the proposed union contract, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
  -- Monty Burns, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
  Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa...
• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
  I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....