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• Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
  -- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• If you want to get high on pot, stand on a toilet.
• POT LUCK -- not getting busted at the dope grope.
• As funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
• Johnny Cash -- Coins you keep to use a pay toilet.
• We have only one bathroom, so you'll have to take pot luck. -- Frank Sulliva
• My father originated the limbo dance--trying to get into a pay toilet. -- Slappy White
• Well, the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon, The plumber he said, "Never flush a tampoon!
  This great information cost me half a week's pay, And the toilet blew up, later on the next day!...
• In this world filled with unfairness, it takes all the tale
  intelligence and cunning your offspring can muster to accomplish what the kids just next door do regularly thorough sheer luck and some indifference....