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• Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS.
• Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now on....
• You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve!
  Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!...
• Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight: Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the Hollywood prostitution scandal
  Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle! [applause] TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr....
• Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.
  -- Mike Hermann (hermann@cs.ubc.ca)...
• Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime.
  From now on I'll stick to the regular kind....
• Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
  -- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...