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• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
  I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?...
• Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
  -- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: [answering the door] Who is it? Voice: Goons.
  Homer: Who? Voice: Hired goons. Homer: Hired goons?...
• Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
  Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it....
• Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
  Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!...
• Benefits? Perqs? A green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day?
  -- Monty Burns reads the proposed union contract, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
  -- Monty Burns, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop! Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?
  ] applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!...
• Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...