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• Smithers: Come on Simpson, open up! We know you're in there.
  [The goons break the door open.] [looking under stalls] Mmm....
• Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
  If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....
• Who'd win? Enterprise Security -vs- NHL Goons.
• Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
  -- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: Which way to the bathroom? Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
  -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G. Burns: 7-G?
  Good God, who's the safety inspector there? Smithe...
• King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state
  Camelot. Of all who have written on the Matter of Arthur, from Malory to White, only Mark Twain understood this....
• Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
  Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
• Lisa: Just make up some excuse! [running to hide] Home
  [answering the door] She's in the can. Go away. -- "I Love Lisa...