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• Homer: Hey, what does this job pay? Carl: Nuthin'.
  Homer: D'oh! Carl: Unless you're crooked. Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
  Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
• Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
  ..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working! [at the Springfield Retirement Castle] Grampa
  I don't feel any happier. How about you? Jasper: Mmm....
• Kent: [on TV] Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the Benidictine monk
  he Rappin' Rabbis. Rabbi: Don't eat pork, not even with a fork....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle, or fooforaw?
  -- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...