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  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
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• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
  [Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Marge: [answering] Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner.
  No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night....
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  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...