Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.

Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end...
Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo!
Principal Skinner: ... with a thorough re-telling of the life of
George Washington.
Homer: [o.s.] D'oh!
-- "I Love Lisa"

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