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• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
• Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the universal amphitheater.
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
  Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....
• I burn to set the imprison'd wranglers free, And give them voice and utterance once again.
  Now stir the fire, and close the shutters fast, Let fall the curtains, wheel the sofa round, And while the bubbling and loud-hissing urn Throws up a steamy column, and the cups That cheer but not inebriate So let us welcome peaceful evening in....
• Welcome to the Wonderful World of FL SINGLES!!!!!
• Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
  -- What can I say, I've got a weakness for the classics, "I Love Lisa...
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....