1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well.
[Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying]
Lisa: My God, she's been dumped again...
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well.
[Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying]
Lisa: My God, she's been dumped again...
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute... - Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2... - Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease.... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something.... - Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found
vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment.... - Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
- Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Ba
Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...
