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• He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
  -- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
  Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!...
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. Ba
  Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Marge: [answering] Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner.
  No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night....