Marge: [answering] Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart
has never been to Hong Kong. Good night.
[hangs up]
[the phone rings again]
[answering] Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car
was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't know where to begin
telling you what's wrong with that.
[hangs up]
[the phone rings again]
[answering] Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to
deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam.
[Homer, who has dived under the covers, snorts]
Homer, are you laughing at me?
-- Postscript to "Bart on the Road"
has never been to Hong Kong. Good night.
[hangs up]
[the phone rings again]
[answering] Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car
was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't know where to begin
telling you what's wrong with that.
[hangs up]
[the phone rings again]
[answering] Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to
deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam.
[Homer, who has dived under the covers, snorts]
Homer, are you laughing at me?
-- Postscript to "Bart on the Road"
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