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  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• Homer, Skinner, and Apu sing] For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C.
  Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop. Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr....
• Homer: Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group?
  Barney: [On the bathroom floor] Sure, why not? [searching] Now, where's me toothpick?...
• Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
  Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
• Wiggum: Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili? I've added an extra ingredient just for you.
  [dramatic] The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!...
• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
• Moe: Those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job.
  Nigel: _I_ didn't pay any girls to scream. Moe: Huh?...