Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody...sign an
autograph? Hey, would you sign a...You fat, stupid jerks!
[the players turn around]
It was him! [points at Flanders]
Stan: Ned? Is that -- Ned Flanders?
Ned: Heidely-ho, Stanster.
Homer: You know Stan Taylor?
Stan: Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and
sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed
me that I could have more.
Homer: Professional athletes, always wantin' more.
Stan: Ned, they gave me the game ball, but I want you to have it.
Homer: [gasps]
Ned: Tell you what -- Homer Simpson here's just about the biggest Atom
fan that's ever graced God's green earth. I bet he'd enjoy it
even more than me!
Stan: Sure, anything for Neddy. Here you go!
Homer: Wow. Now I have four children. [to ball] You will be called
"Stitchface".
-- A rough name to start life with,
"Homer Loves Flanders"
autograph? Hey, would you sign a...You fat, stupid jerks!
[the players turn around]
It was him! [points at Flanders]
Stan: Ned? Is that -- Ned Flanders?
Ned: Heidely-ho, Stanster.
Homer: You know Stan Taylor?
Stan: Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and
sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed
me that I could have more.
Homer: Professional athletes, always wantin' more.
Stan: Ned, they gave me the game ball, but I want you to have it.
Homer: [gasps]
Ned: Tell you what -- Homer Simpson here's just about the biggest Atom
fan that's ever graced God's green earth. I bet he'd enjoy it
even more than me!
Stan: Sure, anything for Neddy. Here you go!
Homer: Wow. Now I have four children. [to ball] You will be called
"Stitchface".
-- A rough name to start life with,
"Homer Loves Flanders"
Related:
- Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ... - Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother...
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- Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting
your looks go gracefully.
You're not all hung up on looking attractive... - Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs.
Burns:
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest... - Man: With proper funding, I'm confident this little baby could
destroy an area the size of New York City.
Grampa: But I want to help people, not kill them! Man... - Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays]
Homer:
Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie... - All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked',
make `asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard...
