Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two
Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up
[Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.
-- No waffle too sacred, "Homer Loves Flanders"