Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that. He's a
wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me.
There have been times when I lost patience with him -- even
lashed out at him! -- but this man has turned every cheek on
his body.
If everyone here were like Ned Flanders, there'd be no need for
heaven: we'd already be there.
[everyone seems sympathetic]
Lovejoy: Um...well, I think we all owe Ned a heartfelt apology. We were
wrong to doubt him.
Lenny: Hey, that guy's right!
-- Give 'em hell, Timothy, "Homer Loves Flanders"
wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me.
There have been times when I lost patience with him -- even
lashed out at him! -- but this man has turned every cheek on
his body.
If everyone here were like Ned Flanders, there'd be no need for
heaven: we'd already be there.
[everyone seems sympathetic]
Lovejoy: Um...well, I think we all owe Ned a heartfelt apology. We were
wrong to doubt him.
Lenny: Hey, that guy's right!
-- Give 'em hell, Timothy, "Homer Loves Flanders"
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- Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy: [haughty] Well... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Ned: We did it! We got rid of --
[siren wails;
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm... - Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a..... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that... - Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree
jacket!
[holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should... - Lovejoy: Before I get started on today's sermon entitled,
"What Ned Did," I'd like to congratulate Homer... - Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer:
No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is...
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- I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I
finish paying off mother.
She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I... - Lisa: Do you think we'll ever see her again?
Homer:
I'm sure we will, honey. [Shary is sucked into a passing... - Bart: Lisa, what's wrong?
Lisa: Isn't it obvious? We've degraded ourselves and set back the
children's rights movement for decades to come.
Bart: You're great at a party, Lis. Really great.... - What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are
purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets... - Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind.
I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
Homer, "(Lurleen on...
