Homer: How Dare You Talk About Ned Flanders Like That.

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Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that. He's a
wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me.
There have been times when I lost patience with him -- even
lashed out at him! -- but this man has turned every cheek on
his body.
If everyone here were like Ned Flanders, there'd be no need for
heaven: we'd already be there.
[everyone seems sympathetic]
Lovejoy: Um...well, I think we all owe Ned a heartfelt apology. We were
wrong to doubt him.
Lenny: Hey, that guy's right!
-- Give 'em hell, Timothy, "Homer Loves Flanders"