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• Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
  One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
• Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
  Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
• Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
  Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Lenny: All of us guys pitched in and made you a "Get Well" card.
  Homer: Thanks, guys. [we see the back, it reads "EMERGENCY PROCEDURE - DO NOT REMOVE"] Carl...
• Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
  -- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
  Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?...