Remember your Hippopotamus oath!
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass
operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.... - Homer stands behind an X-ray machine]
Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through
your husband's circulatory system.
Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!... - Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa... - Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your
jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
[starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds] Home... - Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be
lonely.
Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry. Homer: Darn right.... - Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $... - Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
-- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa... - Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines.... - Marge: Can't you do something for him?
Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how
damaged it is.
Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
