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• Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
  Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
• Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
  Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!...
• Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
  Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
  [starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds] Home...
• Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be lonely.
  Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry. Homer: Darn right....
• Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
  Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
• Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
  -- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
  Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
• Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
  Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...