Remember Your Hippopotamus Oath! -- Homer To Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
Remember your Hippopotamus oath!
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!...
Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
[starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds] Home...
Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be lonely.
Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry. Homer: Darn right....
Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
-- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...