Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple.
Marge: My husband is alive!
Patty: Oh, so sorry. Hope he pulls through.
Andre: Not me.
-- Marge waits during Homer's operation,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple.
Marge: My husband is alive!
Patty: Oh, so sorry. Hope he pulls through.
Andre: Not me.
-- Marge waits during Homer's operation,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
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Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
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way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
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stupid Selma work!
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complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly,
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Digital audio tape,
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63! We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today...
