Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart! [leaves]
Patty: Oh my God.
Selma: What?
Patty: Five cents off wax paper.
Selma: [slaps her cheek in amazement]
-- I can't believe they reduced it,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart! [leaves]
Patty: Oh my God.
Selma: What?
Patty: Five cents off wax paper.
Selma: [slaps her cheek in amazement]
-- I can't believe they reduced it,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
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Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
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I need a miracle... [sees... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like... - Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my!
Selma: [grunt] Patty,
stop drooling. Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer... - Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma:
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way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer... - Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty:...
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Lisa: No!
-
"The Brother From Another... - Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
[Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water... - Homer: Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit!
I'm the smartest businessman in the world. Marge... - Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus... - Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ...
