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• Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
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• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
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  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...